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So are you kids excited
about your big weekend?
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Oh, yeah. Two fun-filled days
with Dad and Barbra Jesus.
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Aw, come on.
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It's a chance to spend some quality time
between you and your father...
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and between me
and a box of fine chardonnay.
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Barbra Jean wants us
to call her Mommy B.J.
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Don't.
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Van, I am sorry, but we are not naming
our baby after Vinny Testaverde.
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You know, I think I'd prefer
something simple,
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like... like Laura.
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Oh, Laura's a pretty name.
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Oh, yeah. For a girl.
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Do you like Pete? Pete is a cool name.
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We're gonna find out the sex of our baby
in a couple hours.
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We can talk cool names then.
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Like Pete.
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[door opens]
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Oh, hey, Brock. Kids, go get your stuff.
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Actually, slight change of plans.
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- The kids can't stay overnight.
- Yes!
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All right, what's the lame excuse
this time?
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John D. passed away.
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Oh, Brock, I'm so sorry.
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Who's John D?
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John D. Hart, Daddy's father.
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Remember that guy
who let you puff his cigar?
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Oh, yeah.
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I liked him.
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Brock, I can't believe this.
How did it happen?
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He had a heart attack on the golf course.
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Well, at least he died
doing something he loved.
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Swingin' at a golf ball.
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Actually, he was swinging at a swan.
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[theme song playing]
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{\an8}♪ My roots are planted in the past ♪
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{\an8}♪ Though my life is changing fast ♪
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{\an8}♪ Who I am is who I want to be ♪
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{\an8}♪ A single mom who works too hard ♪
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{\an8}♪ Who loves her kids and never stops ♪
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{\an8}♪ With gentle hands
And the heart of a fighter ♪
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♪ I'm a survivor ♪
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Why did Grandpa hit a swan?
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It honked at him.
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Please tell me there's more.
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{\an8}Well, he was on the golf course,
about to putt,
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{\an8}when this swan starts yappin' at him.
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{\an8}Now, everybody knows you don't mess
with John D. when he's puttin'.
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{\an8}Apparently the bird
didn't get the message.
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{\an8}- When is the funeral?
- I don't know.
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{\an8}Who handles that sort of thing?
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{\an8}Kids, would you give your dad and me
a minute, please?
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{\an8}Mom, maybe we should
cancel the ultrasound.
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{\an8}Oh, no, don't.
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{\an8}A soul passes on so another can be born.
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{\an8}- Keep your appointment.
- Absolutely.
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{\an8}Maybe we should
name the baby after John D.
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{\an8}Well, now, that's real sweet, Van,
but, frankly,
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{\an8}John D. wasn't the type of guy
you'd name your kid after.
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{\an8}Maybe if you had a mule.
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{\an8}Oh, all right.
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{\an8}You kids, go on
to your doctor's appointment.
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{\an8}Brock, you were John D.'s only son.
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{\an8}You have a responsibility.
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{\an8}Why?
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{\an8}He left when I was 12,
he came drunk to my graduation,
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and he only calls once a year
to see how you're doing.
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Oh, that's so sweet.
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But it's still your job
to plan the funeral.
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Yeah, okay. Will you help me out?
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Me? Don't you have a new little helper?
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Oh, come on. B.J. never even met the man.
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But you and John D. go way back.
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Please?
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Come on, Reba. You know I'm not good
with this emotional stuff.
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That's always been your area.
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Oh, all right. I'll help.
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[sighs] Where's John D. now?
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Oh, geez, Reba. I'm not a religious man.
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We, at the Hudson Funeral Home,
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know how painful
the loss of a loved one is.
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So we offer a variety of plans
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to best suit your needs.
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Do you have the "get 'em in the ground
as cheaply as possible" plan?
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That would be this one here.
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Brock, you can't put your father
in a plain pine box.
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It's not plain, it's got handles.
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Mr. Hudson, what would you recommend?
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If I could pick my own casket, and I have,
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I'd go with our Excalibur model.
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Five layers of solid steel.
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Leather interior. Guaranteed against
water penetration and rust.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. How much?
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$6,000.
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$6,000?
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Well, can't we just chuck a pillow
in the pine box?
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Isn't there a mid-price model?
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Sort of like a coffin version
of the Buick Century.
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Well, um, this one just came... back.
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Priced to move at 1,500.
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Wrap it up.
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Oh, and finally,
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would you prefer a open or closed casket?
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Closed.
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And locked.
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Well?
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It's a girl! [screams]
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Oh, baby, I'm so happy!
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- It's a girl!
- Ah!
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Yeah.
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But remember, the nurse said
the ultrasound isn't conclusive.
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There's only an 80% chance it's not a boy.
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Oh, but we saw her on the monitor,
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- and she did not have a you know what.
- [laughing]
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Maybe he had a small you know what.
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Like Blinsky, the left tackle.
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Let's go up and talk names.
I know that I said Laura,
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but after seeing her, I...
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I think she's a Tiffany.
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- Oh!
- [both laughing]
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Great. First he's got a small one,
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and now you want to give him
a girl's name?
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- [knock at door]
- Come in.
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[sniffles]
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My heart is so heavy.
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There, there.
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Brock, I've ordered the flowers,
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and I've reserved the small chapel
at the mortuary.
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Now, I figured since it's just
the seven of us, we can drive ourselves.
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Reba, uh, regarding the funeral...
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- Hmm?
- ...B.J. has a few suggestions.
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- Oh?
- Yes.
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Brock told me what you were planning,
and it did seem a trifle...
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insufficient.
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Now, we all know the Lord frowns
on small services.
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So I have asked all 80 members
of my church to be present,
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and they've agreed.
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And as we speak, a Baptist choir
is en route on a chartered bus.
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You're busin' in Baptists?
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Not just any Baptists,
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Shreveport Baptists.
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It's been said they sing
directly into the ear of God.
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[pops lips]
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I thought we agreed to keep this small.
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But John D. is my future father-in-law.
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You do know he's dead.
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Anyway, after I read my poem,
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I will give the signal for the release
of 100 white doves.
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- Doves?
- Mmm.
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The man beat the crap out of a swan,
for God's sake!
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You, kitchen. Now.
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[groans] Oh!
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Poor little Jakey.
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Come give a hug to Mommy B.J.
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Come here.
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Oh, yeah!
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Oh, you must be so, so sad about Grandpa.
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I don't really remember him.
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- You'll get to see him again one day.
- How?
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In heaven.
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See, when you die, an angel comes down
and whisks you up to heaven.
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And when you get there,
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you get to meet all the wonderful
people who have ever died,
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from Adam and Eve to Frank Sinatra.
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I just wanna know
why you dragged me into this,
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if you're gonna let her turn it into
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B.J.'s Flying Circus.
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Well, sometimes it's just easier
to let her have her way.
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And that's the way
it always is with you, isn't it?
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Making things easier.
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Easier?
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Those singing Baptists
are costing me a grand.
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You know, there's a sayin' that a man
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doesn't really become
a man until his father dies.
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But you're just shooting that
full of holes, aren't ya?
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Look, I don't really care how we do it.
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I just want to get it done.
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John D. wouldn't want any part
of this junk, and you know it.
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He'd have been a lot better off
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if they just left him out there
on that stupid golf course.
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That's a fancy course, Reba.
They won't even let you wear shorts.
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What ya looking at?
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Oh, it's an old album
with photos of John D.
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Oh, wow. He looks just like Dad.
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How come he never came around?
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Well, let's see.
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He did take a swing at your dad
at the '85 Cotton Bowl,
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but they went golfing the very next day.
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He sure did like to swing at things.
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Then another time they almost
came to blows over stacking charcoal.
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Sounds like they had some issues.
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Yeah, we had a gas grill.
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But, you know, I think
the real problem was that
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your daddy has never forgiven him
for running out on the family
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when he was still a kid.
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- That's so sad.
- Hmm.
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No wonder Dad's dysfunctional.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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I understand everything now, Dad.
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What are you doing here?
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You were right, Reba.
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John D. would be better off
on a golf course.
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So that's where he's going.
I've got his ashes out in the car.
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What?
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What you said to me yesterday
really hit home.
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So instead of some bogus funeral
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with doves and phony mourners,
I had him cremated.
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And you and I are gonna
spread John D.'s ashes
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on the 12th hole at River Lakes.
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You're serious.
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One of the most beautiful holes
in the county.
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Brock, I am not about to go
with you and your cremated father
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to a golf course
in the middle of the night.
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I remember one time you went
to a golf course with me
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in the middle of the night.
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Yeah, and look where it got me.
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Please, Reba.
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I swear I will never, ever
ask you for anything again.
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Brock, don't think for a second
that that puppy dog face
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is gonna work on me anymore.
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Do you want me to rake or sprinkle?
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All right, now, try and spread him evenly.
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Golfers have to hit shots
out of here tomorrow.
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Don't you think you ought to say
a few words or somethin'?
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Right, right. Absolutely.
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Uh...
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We are gathered here
to say good-bye to John D. Hart,
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a hard-working man who...
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worked hard. Start raking.
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That isn't a proper eulogy for a father.
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Well, he wasn't a proper father.
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Help me out here. You're the talker.
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All right.
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John D. Hart was a...
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was a, uh...
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Ain't easy, is it?
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Free spirit who lived life to the fullest.
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And although he didn't
live a perfect life,
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I believe, on the inside,
he had a good heart.
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Except right there at the end, of course.
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May he find peace in heaven.
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Amen. Let's do it.
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Hey, hey, hey. Lookie there.
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A perfectly good Titleist.
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That's a good omen.
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[siren wails]
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[officer] Freeze! Police!
Drop your weapon!
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Van, are you disappointed
we're having a girl?
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Well, maybe a little.
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Cheyenne, when you told me
you were pregnant,
250
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I saw a little boy.
251
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Well, after I threw up.
252
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And all I ever thought about
was all the stuff I was gonna teach him.
253
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But that changed yesterday.
254
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I mean, does a daughter care
about zone coverage?
255
00:13:51,455 --> 00:13:52,623
What's zone coverage?
256
00:13:52,623 --> 00:13:53,874
See?
257
00:13:53,874 --> 00:13:57,169
Girls aren't into defensive strategy
or cool cars
258
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or loud belching. [belches]
259
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- Gross.
- See?
260
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I'm gonna have zero in common
with a daughter.
261
00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:10,724
What did you eat?
262
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Mom! Mom!
263
00:14:14,728 --> 00:14:15,813
Jake, what's wrong?
264
00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:19,567
An angel took me to heaven,
and Frank Sinatra beat me up.
265
00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:27,408
Come here, big guy.
266
00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:31,787
I think you got the wrong idea
about heaven.
267
00:14:31,787 --> 00:14:34,248
- You don't get beat up there.
- Really?
268
00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:36,292
Oh, no. Bullies aren't allowed.
269
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That's why they call it heaven.
270
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,921
So the angels aren't mean?
271
00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:43,966
No, no, no. They're too busy
passin' out Game Boys.
272
00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:45,301
Really?
273
00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:47,636
And when they're not doing that,
274
00:14:47,636 --> 00:14:51,473
they're making chocolate chip cookies
as big as your head.
275
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- Cool.
- Yeah.
276
00:14:55,185 --> 00:14:56,020
I'll tell you what.
277
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Go back to bed, and I'll check on you
in a few minutes.
278
00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:00,274
- Thanks, Van.
- Aw.
279
00:15:07,823 --> 00:15:08,699
What?
280
00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:10,826
That was great what you just did.
281
00:15:10,826 --> 00:15:12,661
Well, it's easy. He's a boy.
282
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,541
Girls have nightmares too.
283
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:19,168
About what?
284
00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:21,587
Mismatching their sweaters
with last year's shoes?
285
00:15:24,214 --> 00:15:26,091
And other scary stuff. [scoffs]
286
00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:28,677
And just like boys,
287
00:15:28,677 --> 00:15:31,722
they need their daddies
to make things all better again too.
288
00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:37,603
[sighs] You know,
now that I think about it,
289
00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:40,522
Laura is a pretty name.
290
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:44,068
Actually, I'm starting to like
Cheyenne, Jr.
291
00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:44,985
Yeah?
292
00:15:49,406 --> 00:15:51,533
Well, I looked it up, and guess what?
293
00:15:51,533 --> 00:15:54,536
You can't sprinkle dead people
on a golf course.
294
00:15:57,748 --> 00:16:00,209
Well, if this isn't typical John D.
295
00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:02,920
Even from the grave,
he's causing me problems.
296
00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:05,714
You remember what he pulled
at our wedding?
297
00:16:05,714 --> 00:16:08,884
"Does anyone here have any cause
why these two shouldn't be married?"
298
00:16:08,884 --> 00:16:13,013
And he stands up and says,
"I do. That woman's too good for the bum."
299
00:16:14,890 --> 00:16:17,393
Amazing how he knew even way back then.
300
00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:21,397
What a psycho to do that to his own son.
301
00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:24,900
- He did apologize.
- Yeah, five years later.
302
00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:28,654
It was the day that
tropical storm, Jacklyn hit.
303
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:29,738
Yeah, I remember.
304
00:16:29,738 --> 00:16:31,240
I had just given birth to Kyra,
305
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,701
and we were on our way home
from the hospital...
306
00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:35,494
to a house with no roof.
307
00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:39,540
John D. did help me fix it.
308
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:40,541
Help?
309
00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:43,961
He did it all while you sat
on a lounge chair drinkin' Budweisers.
310
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:47,756
Well, that's because he wouldn't
let me touch his precious hammer.
311
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,759
He didn't want you to hurt your hands.
312
00:16:52,302 --> 00:16:54,304
He was so proud that you were a dentist.
313
00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:57,307
- He was?
- Yeah.
314
00:16:58,183 --> 00:16:59,810
How come he never told me that?
315
00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:03,772
Maybe he didn't know how.
316
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,861
Maybe he didn't know
how to tell you a lot of things.
317
00:17:13,907 --> 00:17:14,992
Hey.
318
00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:19,621
Did I ever tell you about
me and Bobby Adkins?
319
00:17:19,621 --> 00:17:20,539
Mmm-mmm.
320
00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:22,750
Bobby was this fifth grade bully
321
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:25,127
who used to kick my ass
at least twice a week.
322
00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:27,755
Well, when John D. found out,
323
00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:30,174
he decided it was time
for me to learn how to duke.
324
00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:33,010
So every night,
we'd put on the gloves and slug it out.
325
00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:36,805
Then one day, he sent me out
to settle the score.
326
00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:39,767
- And you pulverized Bobby.
- No, he beat me silly.
327
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,605
When I got home,
328
00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:47,316
John D. apologized
for sending me out too soon.
329
00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:49,359
Then he went out and...
330
00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:51,820
had a few words with Bobby's dad.
331
00:17:52,821 --> 00:17:54,573
Bobby never bothered me again after that.
332
00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:56,825
[chuckles] That's a true story.
333
00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:08,212
My father's dead, Reba.
334
00:18:12,007 --> 00:18:14,551
That's the first time you said father
instead of John D.
335
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,180
[sobs]
336
00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:23,644
It's okay.
337
00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:26,063
- It's okay.
- No.
338
00:18:27,022 --> 00:18:28,315
No, it's not okay.
339
00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:31,819
I really blew it, Reba. I really blew it.
340
00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:35,489
Brock, your father had a really good life.
341
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:39,493
And I'm sure he knew you loved him.
342
00:18:41,161 --> 00:18:42,746
I'm not just talking about him.
343
00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:47,543
Brock, your father just died,
and you're upset.
344
00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:49,545
Don't say things
you'll be sorry for tomorrow.
345
00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:53,090
I will be sorry...
346
00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:55,801
forever. [sobs]
347
00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:58,929
Stop this. Brock, you made a choice.
348
00:19:00,013 --> 00:19:02,766
While you were out running around
trying to find yourself,
349
00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:07,020
I was the one that was at home
with our kids, trying to be strong.
350
00:19:08,021 --> 00:19:10,524
And there was many a nights
I cried myself to sleep
351
00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:11,859
over this whole mess.
352
00:19:13,735 --> 00:19:15,070
But I'm through cryin'.
353
00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:18,532
So you grieve for John D.
354
00:19:18,532 --> 00:19:21,243
And if you need to, you grieve for us.
355
00:19:22,452 --> 00:19:23,412
I already have.
356
00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:31,378
Well, I just got off the phone
with the golf course, and I just--
357
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,173
Are you cryin'?
358
00:19:36,925 --> 00:19:37,759
No.
359
00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:40,262
Well, you're free to go.
360
00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:41,180
Thank you.
361
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,932
But John D. Hart has to go with you.
362
00:19:44,474 --> 00:19:46,059
That's a pretty big bag.
363
00:19:46,059 --> 00:19:49,271
Well, there might be
some sand in there, ma'am,
364
00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:51,523
but we wanted to make sure
we got all of him.
365
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:54,860
Careful. He's kind of heavy.
366
00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:56,528
He ain't heavy.
367
00:19:57,279 --> 00:19:58,447
He's my father.
368
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,700
Tell me you didn't just say that.
369
00:20:20,969 --> 00:20:22,846
The 12th hole at River Lakes.
370
00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:25,015
You know what, buddy?
371
00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:28,268
This is where your grandfather
taught me how to hit a golf ball.
372
00:20:28,977 --> 00:20:31,104
Why can't we come here in the daytime?
373
00:20:31,813 --> 00:20:33,982
'Cause Daddy's been banned from the club.
374
00:20:33,982 --> 00:20:35,234
[whispering] Hit the turf!
375
00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:38,695
Ah, it's all right. It's just headlights.
376
00:20:40,697 --> 00:20:41,531
Hey, Jake,
377
00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:44,159
you know how much I love you, right?
378
00:20:44,159 --> 00:20:47,955
Yes, Dad. You told me 50 times today.
379
00:20:49,539 --> 00:20:51,750
Well, you might
have to hear it another 50.
380
00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:56,255
All right. Give me the bag.
381
00:20:57,965 --> 00:20:59,883
Is that Grandpa?
382
00:20:59,883 --> 00:21:01,343
It's just some of him.
383
00:21:01,885 --> 00:21:04,930
I dumped the rest of him
in the mud pit at the Kit Kat Club.
384
00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:08,558
What did Grandpa teach you there?
385
00:21:08,558 --> 00:21:09,685
[chuckles]
386
00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:12,437
That's a story for another night.
387
00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:24,658
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